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Local fights tonight. 2 of my guys have main event and co-main event. Expecting two big wins!
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RT @bjpenndotcom: UFC ANNOUNCES FIGHTERS FOR THE FAN EXPO IN BOSTON on BJPENN.COM: http://ning.it/c3xvaV
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I've done that with Cajun fries way too many times! RT @FightGirlUFC: Just ate kung pao chicken but then proceeded to rub my eye. Genius.
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Congrats you filthy camper! RT @bradtherainbow: @JoeLauzon got my first nuke ever waited to long
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RT @FightGirlUFC: Head to ufc.com to check out our latest web show-Ultimate Insider. The Forrest interview is really something special! #UFC
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360 RT @Stinnett_swag: @joelauzon 360 or ps3?
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MW2 and Transformers RT @blah91D: how about a tweet to one of your UK fans, erm........what's your favourite video game at the moment?
Joe Lauzon @JoeLauzon
Anything you want big guy RT @ericbrown185: I might have to drop my smoker off Friday or sat is that going to be okay
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I drink lots of water :) RT @FueltheFighter: @JoeLauzon u never tweet about anything healthy...makes me sad :( lol
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Thats the best part. RT @kimberly_walsh: @JoeLauzon with a chocolate milkshake to wash them down haha
Joe Lauzon @JoeLauzon
You hold your tongue! RT @NicoleAlves: @JoeLauzon mmm tastes like sock
Joe Lauzon @JoeLauzon
I liked a YouTube video -- MUST.... PROTECT... HARRIER! http://youtu.be/e9AZDoEe1Ys?a
Joe Lauzon @JoeLauzon
Have Matt make you toquito's next time... RT @kimberly_walsh: The sandwich I got for lunch made me feel really sick.
Joe Lauzon @JoeLauzon
Well then.... threaten me with a good time... *BAM* (I win.) RT @feliceherrig: @JoeLauzon that IS a threat!
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Way to steal my line... lets redo it... start over RT @feliceherrig: @JoeLauzon that's right...I'm threatening u with a good time ;)
Joe Lauzon @JoeLauzon
I liked a YouTube video -- girl jump fail http://youtu.be/mzWKExWuqDI?a
Joe Lauzon @JoeLauzon
The mayo kind RT @BrittanyAnnMMA: @JoeLauzon is it sweet potato salad or the mustard kind...
Joe Lauzon @JoeLauzon
Is that a threat? RT @feliceherrig: k I'm gunna check em out...if ur wrong I'll b waiting @ ur doorstep to personally kick ur ass!!
Joe Lauzon @JoeLauzon
It's 10am and I am boiling water for spaghetti as I eat potato salad out of the container. Do not ask me for diet advice.
Joe Lauzon @JoeLauzon
Here is another good one from @Steve_Maze: "Pressure comes from a lack of preparation."
Joe Lauzon @JoeLauzon
Gotta be a holiday or something RT @Steve_Maze: Can't believe I'm standing next to @gonzlau at the gym RIGHT NOW
Joe Lauzon @JoeLauzon
Amateurs practice until they get it right. Professionals practice until they can\'t get it wrong.
Joe Lauzon @JoeLauzon
Gave a terrible bday! Haha RT @Unleashedfury: @JoeLauzon oh sure wish him happy birthday and not me that's cool
Joe Lauzon @JoeLauzon
Happy bday! RT @LyndsyRhodes: @JoeLauzon its my birthday tooo!!! (remember? u wished me a happy birthday last year!)
Joe Lauzon @JoeLauzon
Happy Birthday @danawhite!
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